When I was afraid of everything, I was never afraid to love you.
Because for me, it's always been you ... always. And I've tried to fight it and I've tried to deny it, but I can't - you're undeniable.
When you love someone, say it. Say it loud. Say it right away, or the moment... just passes you by.
Men were born to lie, and women were born to believe them.
Why is it that the phrase "I love you" desperately seeks an answer. When in the broadest sense, it's not even a question.
Maybe some women aren't meant to be tamed. Maybe they need to run free until they find someone just as wild to run with.
Unless it's mad, passionate, extraordinary love, it's a waste of time. There are too many mediocre things in life. Love should not be one of them.
There's a difference between who we love, who we settle for, and who we're meant for.
Every bad situation will have something positive. Even a dead clock shows the correct time twice a day.
I believe in music the way some people believe in fairytales.
Competition, it means different things to different people. But whether it's a friendly rivalry...or a fight to the death...the end result is the same. There will be winners...and there will be losers. Of course, the trick is to know which battles to fight. You see, no victory comes without a price.
You'll never know love until you surrender to it.
So what makes anger different from the six other deadly sins? It's pretty simple really, you give into a sin like envy or pride and you only hurt yourself. Try lust or coveting and you'll only hurt yourself and one or two others. But anger, anger is the worst... the mother of all sins... Not only can anger drive you over the edge, when it does you can take an awful lot of people with you.
If being crazy means living life as if it matters, then I don't mind being completely insane.
When you lose someone you love, you never get over it. You just get used to it.
Everything about you makes my heart stop.
I don't want to waste another moment of my life without you in it.
It's funny how hello always ends with goodbye, it's funny how remembering good memories can make you cry, it's funny how forever never seems to really last. It's funny how friends can just leave you when you're down, it's funny how when you need someone they're never around. It's funny how crazy and ironic life turns out to be, but the funniest part of all is that none of that seems funny to me.
What the hell happened to us? Somewhere between now and then things changed. I remember how much you liked me and I sure remember how much I liked you. I guess the only thing that really changed was, you stopped and I didn't.
I don't think you're leaving. I think you're running. And what I can't figure out is, are you running towards something you want? Or are you running away from something you're afraid to want?
Don't worry about me, my heart's not broken anymore. You should be worrying about yourself... because as far as I can tell, you're still an asshole.
I'd rather have tough situations with you, than perfection with someone else.
Stop saying you're sorry. You wanna know something? I knew. I knew you didn't feel that way about me. I knew, and I still let it happen. Because, well, I figured that one night with you was better than never. So, will you stop saying you're sorry? Because you didn't know better, but I did.
Isn't it ironic that in life the person that brings out the best in you and the one that makes you strong is actually your weakness?
If confusion is the first step to knowledge, I must be a genius.
You'd rather watch me drown than see your hands get wet.
Just because you have one doesn't give you the right to act like one.
I planned to say all these terrible things to you, but in the end, I just want to tell you I miss you. There was never a moment I tried to remember you, because there was never a moment I forgot you.
Maybe the past is like an anchor holding us back. Maybe, you have to let go of who you were to become who you will be.
I just couldn't understand how you could be so heartless, considering you had mine.
Admit it. You only want me when you can't have her.
Don't make her wait for you, just because you know she will.
If I could choose between love and breathing, I would use my last breath to tell you I love you.
By the time you realize what you're losing...I'll be lost.
If you can't handle me at my worst you don't deserve me at my best.
Relationships are sometimes like glass. It's better to have them broken., than hurt yourself trying to put them back together.
You have never really lived until you've met someone worth dying for.
The worst part about being lied to is knowing you aren't worth the truth.
When I'm around him I can't breathe- and when I'm not around him... I want to be.
I read your mind and, trust me, it was a short story.
The best way to get over someone, is to get under someone else.
You're one of a kind which also means you're kind of the one.
The love that lasts the longest is the love that is never returned.
A wise girl kisses but never loves, listens but doesn't believe, and leaves before she is left.
Two people may fall for each other but sometimes one gets up and walks away while the other is still fallen to the ground.
I'd rather be with someone for the wrong reasons than alone for the right.
I appreciate this whole seduction thing you've got going on here, but let me give you a tip: I'm a sure thing.
When guys are persistent, it's romantic, they make movies about that. If it's a woman, then they cast Glenn Close.
It's such a lie that you should do what's in your heart. If we all did what was in our hearts, the world would come to a halt.
Never argue with an idiot. They drag you down to their level then beat you with experience.
Breathe. Let go. And remind yourself that this very moment is the only one you know you have for sure.
They say "forgive and forget." The truth? If someone is worth forgiving, you'll never forget them.
A day without sunshine is like... night.
The trust of the innocent is the liar's most useful tool.
You know I used to spend everyday thinking about you and dreaming about you, and everytime you walked by I lost myself, do you know what that feels like? And you couldn't possibly know what it feels like to have that person not have the same feelings back. Look, I'm sorry if you miss the way I looked at you, but I don't miss the way you never looked at me.
Love your enemies... it pisses them off.
You never think the last time is the last time. You always think there will be more. You think you will have forever. But you don't.
It's a complicated world. People have a hard time finding each other. And even when they do, they're scared to take the risk.
Everyone has the power to make others happy; some do it by entering the room, others by leaving it.
I'll be your one more time if you'll be my one last chance.
I've come to realize guys are like drugs, either they'll kill you or give you the most amazing high of your life.
Some people have one of those days ... I have one of those lives.
If you love someone, let them go. If they don't come back, stalk them.
I hated him with a passion so deep, sometimes it felt like love.
He's the reason I'm messed up, the reason I can't get myself into another relationship, no matter how hard I try, no matter how bad I want to, I'm scared. I'm not scared of getting hurt...I'm scared of hurting someone else. I don't want anyone to feel how he made me feel. I don't want anyone to hurt that bad.
I don't want to be with somebody who would rather be with me than with nobody. I want to be with somebody who would rather be with me than with anybody.
Three words, eight letters. Say it and I'm yours.
Don't confuse being fucked up with being complex.
If you give off signals that you don't want to belong, people will make sure that you don't.
I'd rather fight with you than make love with anyone else.
I'm not evil. Unless evil turns you on.
I know in the past I've caused you pain and I'm sorry and I'll always be sorry until the day I die. I hate this paper in my hand because it isn't you. I even hate this letter cause it's not the whole truth because the whole truth is so much more than a letter can even say. If you wanna hate me, go ahead. If you wanna burn this letter, do it. You can burn the whole world down ... you can tell me to go to Hell ... I'd go if you wanted me to and I'd send you a letter from there.
I looked at him and he looked at me and for that split second it was like we forgave each other for everything.
When I'm with you the only place I'd rather be is closer.
I live to like you and I can't like you anymore. So when you get your heart splattered all over Hell and you're feeling really low and dirty, don't run to me to help pull you back up because, maybe, for the first time in your life, I won't be there.
If love is a game, it has to be the hardest game in the world. After all, how can anyone win a game where there's no rules?
Always have hope for the guy who turns around when he's walking away.
Those of you who think you know everything are annoying those of us who do.
Just because I finally got over you doesn't mean there aren't days when it all comes rushing back.
Sometimes good things fall apart so better things can fall together.
People ask me why it's so hard to trust people. And I ask them why it's so hard to keep a promise.
Sometimes... when you hold out for everything, you walk away with nothing.
Take my advice, I don't use it anyway.
It is better to let everyone think you are stupid, then to open your mouth and remove all doubt.
And when she finally forgets you, don't you dare remember her.
A dirty mind is a terrible thing to waste.
Kisses are like tears... the only real ones are the ones you can't hold back.
Everyone in life is gonna hurt you, you just have to figure out which people are worth the pain.
People put you down enough you start to believe it... the bad stuff is easier to believe, you ever notice that?
Life is a bitch, so learn to fuck it.
I was just another promise you couldn't keep.
You're something between a dream and a miracle.
For even if it breaks your heart to be just friends, if you really care about someone, you take the hit.
Truth or dare. Truth - tell me that you love me. Dare - prove it.
Love is giving someone the ability to destroy you, but trusting them not to.
I would die for you to be happy and sadly enough, sometimes I think it would work.
The ride with you was worth the fall.
I never want you to think that you are anything less than amazing.
Love... We think about it, sing about it, dream about it, lose sleep worrying about it. When we don't have it, we search for it; when we discover it, we don't know what to do with it; when we have it, we fear losing it. It is the constant source of pleasure and pain. But we can't predict which it will be from one moment to the next. It is a short word, easy to spell, difficult to define, impossible to live without.
Idle time is the devil's plaything.
Why don't you make like a hockey player, and get the puck out of here.
No matter how many times he hurts me, I'll always forgive him. Some call it stupid, I call it love.
Promise me that's all I want. Just a promise that you will never forget me. Tell me I've changed you somehow. Let me know that I had an impact on your life. Promise me that you will always remember me. Losing you was hard enough, but I don't want to live knowing I meant absolutely nothing to you.
For love... I'd do anything. For you ... I'd do more.
Did I ever really love him or was I addicted to the pain, the exquisite pain of wanting someone so unattainable?
To the world you might be one person, but to one person you might be the world.
People will forget what you said. People will forget what you did. But people will never forget how you made them feel.
At some point, you have to make a decision. Boundaries don't keep other people out. They fence you in. Life is messy. That's how we're made. So, you can waste your lives drawing lines. Or you can live your life crossing them.
Love is friendship set on fire.
Sometimes not being in control is the most beautiful thing in the world.
I don't suffer from insanity, I enjoy every minute of it.
Sometimes, it's easier to say that you don't care than to explain all the reasons why you do.
And I want to be there for you, I do, but I can't do this anymore. I can't keep being your second choice. Not when you're my first.
Maybe we like the pain. Maybe we're wired that way. Because without it, I don't know; maybe we just wouldn't feel real. What's that saying? Why do I keep hitting myself with a hammer? Because it feels so good when I stop.
He'd managed to do the one thing I could never do - he'd moved on.
This is your life and it's ending one minute at a time.
Why do people think it's okay for them to do horrible things to other people as long as they apologize afterwards?
I've had a lot of men in my life, but I never let myself fall in love before. I thought it was because I didn't want to get hurt but... Now I know the pain you feel isn't the worst part, it's the hate.
I'll never forget what you did to me...but I'll never let you know I remember ....
I don't have the heart to hurt you, that's the last thing I want to do. But I don't have the heart to love you, not the way you want me too.
Sex is like air; it's not important unless you aren't getting any.
It's like I was chasing after you and I really, really wanted to catch you... but now I've realized that if you wanted to be caught, you would have stopped running.
Without you, tomorrows wouldn't be worth the wait and yesterdays don't deserve to be remembered.
I love you is eight letters. But then again, so is bullshit.
I guess what scares me ...is knowing that at any moment you could rip my heart out and step on it...and I'd just pick it up and hand it right back to you.
Trying to forget someone you love is like trying to remember someone you never knew.
I get the best feeling in the world when you say hi or even smile at me because I know, even if it's just for a second, that I've crossed your mind.
What's the difference between fiction and reality? Fiction has to make sense.
I can never go back to loving you the way I did, knowing that my love wasn't strong enough the first time around.
Sometimes the only way to stay sane is to go a little crazy.
Love is like Heaven, but it can hurt like Hell.
I'm a simple girl. Complicate me.
You very rarely get everything you want in life, but when you don't fight for it, you have even less of a chance. So here I am. Fighting. For you.
When you fall in love, I wanna be the reason.
In three words I can sum up everything I've learned about life: It goes on.
It's not what I feel about him, it's what I don't feel for anybody else.
Sometimes you just have to try not to care, no matter how much you do because sometimes you mean nothing to someone who means everything to you.
The opposite of love isn't hate, it's indifference. If you hate someone, you still care.
Which is worse; the heartbreaker that won't stop calling, or the brokenhearted that keeps picking up?
Don't make someone your priority when you're only their option.
And what hurts the most is knowing that even though you're my world, I'm not even a star in your sky.
I wanna do to you, exactly what you did to me. Lead you on, make you fall, then let you go, effortlessly.
Love doesn't make the world go around. Love is what makes the ride worthwhile.
If you want me, then fight for me. Because I'm fighting like Hell for you.
There's always that one person, no matter how long it's been, or how badly they've treated you, if they say I love you, you will say it back.
Everytime I look at you, I see you glance at me. Just admit you still love me, and I'll admit I never got over you.
If a guy acts like he doesn't give a shit, it's because he doesn't give a shit.
Are you here because you need me? Or you need someone?
I've learned that you cannot make someone love you. All you can do is stalk them and hope they panic and give in.
Eventually one of two things will happen. He'll finally realize you're worth it. Or you'll realize he's not.
The opposite of love isn't hate, it's indifference. If you hate someone, you still care.
Worrying is like a rocking chair: it gives you something to do, but doesn't get you anywhere.
If you love someone you are willing to give up everything for them, but if they love you back, they would never ask you to.
I lost something that's a dime a dozen. He lost something that's one of a kind.
He could have me in a second. And he knows it.
Most people would say, "you mean the world to me," but the world means nothing to me compared to you.
At some point, maybe we accept that the dream has become a nightmare. We tell ourselves the reality is better. We convince ourselves that it's better to never dream at all. But the strongest of us, the most determined of us, we hold onto the dream. Or we find ourselves faced with a fresh dream we never considered. We awake to find ourselves against all odds, feeling hopeful. And if we're lucky, we realize in the face of everything, in the face of life, the true dream, is being able to dream at all.
I have noticed even people who claim everything is predestined and that we can do nothing to change it, look before they cross the road.
Don't ever think that you're anything less than amazing.
It's the possibility that keeps you going. Not the guarantee.
We are all searching for someone. That special person who provides what is missing in our lives. Someone who can offer companionship. Or assistance. Or security. And sometimes, if we search very hard, we find someone who provides us with all three. Yes, we are all searching for someone, and if we can't find them, we can only pray they find us.
You can't save the damsel if she loves her distress.
Stand for something or you'll fall for everything.
Never take life seriously, nobody gets out alive anyway.
Be with somebody who knows what they have when they have you.
I sometimes wish I could be like you. Being able to get so close to people who you really have no intention of being close to. Letting people get so close to you, only to push them away. But then I remember I could never be like you. I have a heart.
I trusted you so much that I thought if I stood on a ladder and fell, you would catch me. But when I did fall, you just got out of the way.
I remember the first night I fell for you. I haven't gotten up since.
From the way that you acted, to the way that I felt it, it wasn't worth my time-and now it's sad 'cause all I missed wasn't that good to begin with.
Don't treat me like I am something that happened to you.
I see that everytime you break my heart I'm the one who comes running back. Don't get used to it, it won't always be like that. I'll get tired of it and I'll sit back and watch you crawl to me.
What would you attempt to do if you knew you could not fail?
I wish people would quit telling me I can do anything I want. I never thought I couldn't.
Love is like war. Easy to start; impossible to forget.
I'm over you. Everyone is over you. It's about time you got over yourself.
Never say, "I wish I was dead" because if it came true, you'd make someone else say the same thing.
Even now, I believe that for the most part, love is about choices. It's about putting down the poison and dagger and making your own happy ending...most of the time. And that sometimes, despite all your best choices and all your best intentions, fate wins anyway.
The nights I don't dream about you are the nights I'm up thinking about you.
My mind keeps telling myself that you're going to break my heart, but my heart is saying you're worth the pain.
I want to do everything I love, including you.
I didn't choose to make you my world, it just happened.
Even if I had one hundred reasons to leave you, I'd still look for that one reason to fight for you.
He had me. He had all of me. And what's worse? He knew it.
I would have given you the world if you had given me the chance.
I believe in second chances, I just don't think everyone deserves them.
I want a person who comes into my life by accident, and stays on purpose.
No matter what your relationship status is, everyone has someone in the world they'd marry tomorrow if asked by them today.
There will always be a "lie" in believe, an "over" in lover an "end" in friends, an "us" in trust and an "if" in life.
I fantasize about rejecting the apologies I know will never come.
And one day I hope you look back at what we had, and regret every single thing you did to let it end.
Goodbyes hurt the most when people leave without saying them.
I don't want to be just another memory.
I believe we write our own stories and each time we think we know the end... we don't. Perhaps luck exists somewhere between the world of planning, the world of chance, and in the peace that comes from knowing that you just can't know it all.
Roses are red, violets are blue, I have five fingers, plus the middle one's for you.
In that moment, I just wanted him to push me hard against a wall and kiss me. I didn't want to think anymore; I didn't want to question it. I just wanted to feel it. Sometimes, all we need is just to feel it.
Sometimes you'll feel like you want to lay down in the middle of a busy road. Well, go ahead. Just know that I'll be there directing the traffic around you.
When you're at the top, remember what it felt like at the bottom. When you're at the bottom, remember what it felt like at the top. Good doesn't last forever. Neither does bad.
You're the risk I'll always take.
You were never meant to mean this much to me, but I like it.
If I'm not what you want, then don't act like I am.
Sluts: So easy, a caveman could do it.
I'll drop a tear in the ocean and when you find it, I'll stop loving you.
You can't just kiss me and expect it not to mean anything to me, you can't just walk away from me with no regrets or second thoughts, you can't just treat me like I'm not even worthy of your smile, yet you have, you did and you are.
I need you and you keep taking that away.
Conceited people never get anywhere because they think they're already there.
You remind me of a penny, two faced and worthless.
I'm not saying I'm in love with you, we all know I don't really throw that word around often. I'm just saying that if I were to pick someone to be with right now, it'd probably be you.
If I had known it'd be this easy, I'd have lost my mind a long time ago.
When it comes to my anger my tongue is everything but sweet.
Love can sometimes be magic, but magic can sometimes be just an illusion.
When a relationship dies, do we ever really give up the ghost? Or are we forever haunted by the spirits of relationships past?
If he's stupid enough to walk away, be smart enough to let him go.
Every night before I go to bed, I close my eyes, and think about what I ever did to deserve someone like you. Then I realize I didn't do anything. I just got lucky.
If you were a tear in my eye, I would never cry in fear of losing you.
Life is like a box of colored condoms. No matter what color you pick, you're gonna get screwed.
I've been a lot of things but never yours.
Watching you walk out of my life does not make me bitter or cynical about love. But rather makes me realize that if I wanted so much to be with the wrong person, how beautiful it will be when the right one comes along.
Although the fall will kill me, for a moment, I will fly.
The only thing standing between me and total happiness is reality.
Everybody and everything I come in contact with, I seem to screw up. Whatever's the opposite of the Midas Touch, that's what I've got.
I miss you. Not enough to want you back, but enough for it to hurt.
You can never make him love you and even if you can, is that the kind of love you are willing to settle for?
There's a moment in every relationship where romance gives way to reality.
He was a heartache waiting to happen.
The bad news is time flies, the good news, you're the pilot.
Be mindful what you toss away, be careful what you push away and think hard before you walk away.
When we were together, you always said you'd die for me. Now that we broke up I think it's time you kept your promise.
Fighting for peace is like screwing for virginity.
When you said you didn't need me, I didn't expect you to be right.
You said my heart sounded like a payphone in the rain; distorted, distant, scrambled and desperate.
Love doesn't walk away, people do.
You're something between a dream and a miracle.
I'm not the player, I'm the game.
It was like you got me drunk off your love, now all I can do is live my life wasted.
And it sucks because I know he's out there falling in and out of love with girls that aren't me.
Just when I wanna move on, that certain someone gets me right where he wants me, and I'm right back where I started.
Given the chance, I would fall in love with you all over again, even though I know the way the story ends. And even after all the hurt you've brought, even after all the tears I've cried for you, even after all the heartache you've caused...If I could go back in time and be with you, I would. Because the pain I feel now still isn't greater than the love I felt when I was with you, and I would do anything to feel that way again...even if it's only for a moment.
Two rules for success: 1) Never tell people everything you know.
Love when you're ready, not when you're lonely.
I knew from the day I met you, we would fall into love and it would be a beautiful heartbreak.
There's something about winning that attracts losers with opinions.
You know what hurts the most? The fact that I can't say I lost you, because apparently, I never had you.
Don't wait for the perfect moment. Take the moment and make it perfect.
I cannot change the past, but I can let it go.
Our days would be happier if we gave people a little bit of our hearts rather than a piece of our minds.
I like you because you like me, and you don't like much.
I have a dream to be your worst nightmare.
I don't want to be your whole life. Just your favorite part.
You're a risk, and I think that's exactly what makes me want you.
I've been the rebound, the challenge, the fallback, and the girlfriend. I've been the mistake and the correction. One day someone will love me for what I've been and what I am, where I've been and where I am. One day, someone will love me for me. So love me 'cause you can, not because you should.
You let go, so now it's my turn. I can accept that, but when I find happiness, don't decide you love me.
I only wanna be your one life stand.
You've only got three choices in life; give up, give in, or give it all you've got.
You know what makes letting go of a crush so hard? The fear that the minute you let go...they'll catch on.
Sometimes, no matter how much you love someone, give someone, do for someone - it will never be enough. And you have to decide if it's worth it to keep throwing your heart at their feet, so that they can walk all over it one more time.
All of the "I need you's", consider them lies, because here I am without you. I survived.
I love you, so please don't make me choose. Because it will be him. It's always been him.
You were the guy of my dreams, but I think I'm finally waking up.
Time is priceless, but it's free. You can't own it, you can use it. You can spend it. But you can't keep it. Once you've lost it you can never get it back.
Sometimes you put up walls- not to keep people out, but to see who cares enough to break them down.
Dream big and dare to fail.
No one is afraid of heights, they are afraid of the fall. No one is afraid to play, they are afraid to lose. No one is afraid of the dark, they are afraid of what's in it. No one is afraid of "I love you", they are afraid of the response.
Meeting you was fate. Being your friend was a choice. But falling in love with you was beyond my control.
Baby, I don't just wanna be a chapter, I wanna be the whole damn story.
I remember you yelling at me, wondering why I wanted you unhappy. And it wasn't even that, I just didn't want you happy without me.
The best part about procrastination is that you are never bored, because you have all kinds of things that you should be doing.
Forgiveness is me giving up my right to hurt you for hurting me.
It's fearless to have faith that someday, things will change.
The vow is simple, really. Those who take it promise to stay together for better or for worse. For richer or for poorer. In sickness and in health. To honor and to cherish. Forsaking all others. Until death do us part. Yes, the vow is simple. Finding someone worthy of such a promise is the hard part. But if we can, that's when we begin to live happily ever after.
Falling in love is merely uncorking the imagination and bottling the common sense.
Never be afraid to try something new. Remember, amateurs built the ark. Professionals built the Titanic.
A lie can travel around the world while the truth is still putting on its shoes.
Within you, I lose myself. Without you, I find myself... searching to be lost again.
A friend is all you'll ever be... but I'll always secretly wish the way you want her would be the way you want me.
The number of people watching you is directly proportional to the stupidity of your action.
And no matter how much I love you or how long I stay with you, you're only gonna remember the moments when I leave.
You expect the characters you cast in your life to behave a certain way, to read from a script. The best ones never do.
We all pay for life with death, so everything in between should be free.
Don't worry about what people think. They don't do it very often.
We are all going to Hell, and I am driving the bus.
Last night I lay in bed looking up at the stars in the sky and I thought to myself, where the heck is the ceiling.
The only reason people get lost in thought is because it's unfamiliar territory.
You might feel worthless to one person, but you are priceless to another.
If you don't like the way I drive, get off the sidewalk.
Sometimes the things you want the most don't happen and what you least expect happens. I don't know - you meet thousands of people and none of them really touch you. And then you meet that one person and your life is changed.
I didn't come with dice, so don't play me.
Don't play "hard to get" with a man who's hard to get.
That's what I love about the ocean. No matter how beautiful it is, you must never underestimate its violence.
Unless your name is google, stop acting like you know everything.
You only want me when she doesn't want you. You played me just as bad as she plays you.
There is a prayer intended to give strength to people faced with circumstances they don't want to accept. The power of the prayer comes from its insight into human nature. Because so many of us rage against the hand that life has dealt us. Because so many of us are cowardly. And afraid to stand up for what is right. Because so many of us give into despair when faced with an impossible choice. The good news for those who utter these words is that God will hear you and answer your prayer. The bad news is that sometimes the answer is no.
A lion wouldn't cheat, but a tiger wood.
Sometimes we play with love. But when the time comes and we realize we wanna get serious, love plays with us.
So this is what its come to? Bullshit lies, and awkward pauses? Well if that's what you want babe, take it all, I'll be gone by the next stutter.
You don't have to like me, I'm not a Facebook status.
A single death is a tragedy; a million deaths is a statistic.
Sometimes I need what only you can provide: your absence.
Sometimes a queen has to make a choice: A castle with a white knight, or a quest with a dark prince.
If you leave without a reason, don't come back with an excuse.
Men lie more. Women lie better.
You made your choice and it wasn't me. So if one day you try to come back and the choice is mine, it won't be you.
Let's flip a coin, heads you're mine. Tails, I am all yours.
Never let people get to you. The way I see it, they can't pull the trigger
if you don't hand them the gun.
Sorry, I couldn't hear you over all the fuck that I don't
give.
I never realized how much our relationship was like glass, until it
broke.
Love isn't complicated, people are.
Nothing cures insomnia like the realization that it is time to get
up.
When you're sober you think twice before you speak but when you're drunk
you speak twice before you think.
Sometimes the only way to stay sane is to go a little crazy.
They say forgive and forget. But I think if someone is worth forgiving, they're
worth remembering.
Love is like fire; we know it can hurt us, but we play with it
anyway.
I think that if I died and went straight to Hell it would take me at least
a week to realize I wasn't at work anymore.
I used to be indecisive. Now I'm not sure.
The secret to creativity is knowing how to hide your sources.
We all honor heroes for different reasons. Sometimes for their daring,
sometimes for their bravery, sometimes for their goodness. But mostly we honor
heroes because at one point or another, we all dream of being rescued. Of
course, if the right hero doesn't come along, sometimes we just have to rescue
ourselves.
The last thing I want to do is hurt you. But it's still on the list.
Having sex is like playing bridge. If you don't have a good partner, you'd
better have a good hand.
Artificial intelligence is no match for natural stupidity.
I'm feeling a little off today, wanna turn me on?
I'm never a priority in your life, I'm just your backup plan.
Everytime I end up breaking, you change into something worth keeping.
Everytime I'm close to saving you, you grow into a sin worth believing.
Keep the dream alive: Hit the snooze button.
If you can smile when things go wrong, you have someone in mind to
blame.
Whatever happened to chivalry? Does it only exist in '80s movies? I want
John Cusack holding a boom box outside my window. I wanna ride off on a
lawnmower with Patrick Dempsey. I want Jake from Sixteen Candles waiting outside
the church for me. I want Judd Nelson thrusting his fist into the air because he
knows he got me. Just once I want my life to be like an '80s movie, preferably
one with a really awesome musical number for no apparent reason. But no, no,
John Hughes did not direct my life.
You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say will be misquoted, then
used against you.
Those who live by the sword... get shot by those who don't.
A good lawyer knows the law, a great lawyer knows the judge.
I can't keep being your second option; not when you're my first.
Treat people as you would like to be treated. Karma's only a bitch if you
are.
It is said that if you line up all the cars in the world end to end,
someone would be stupid enough to try and pass.
Reality is the only obstacle to happiness.
I speak twelve languages. English is the bestest.
I really don't know what's worse...that you keep on fucking me over...or
that I'm surprised everytime you do.
If you try to fail, and succeed, which have you done?
Happiness isn't cheap. If it was, we'd all be smiling.
Every saint has a past and every sinner has a future.
If quitters never win, and winners never cheat, then who is the fool who
said "Quit while you're ahead?"
The difference between genius and stupidity is genius has its limits.
Guys...just because you have one, doesn't mean you have to be one.
If idiots could fly, this place would be an airport.
Drunken words are sober thoughts.
There are three kinds of people: those who can count and those who can't.
I pretend to work; they pretend to pay me.
I cannot be an optimist but I am a prisoner of hope.
Procrastination is the art of keeping up with yesterday.
Women are like the police. They can have all the evidence in the world, but
still want a confession.
The quietest people have the loudest minds.
A careful driver is one who honks his horn when he goes through a red
light.
Etc: A sign to make others believe that you know more than you actually do.
Why do they call it "common sense" when it's so rare?
Money can't buy happiness, but it sure makes misery easier to live
with.
You never really learn to swear until you learn to drive.
If you stole a pen from a bank then would it still be considered a bank
robbery?
People think I'm too patronizing (that means I treat them as if they're
stupid).
If I had the chance to hurt you like you hurt me, I wouldn't take it.
You weren't just a star to me, you were my whole damn sky.
Let's play "Titanic." When I say "iceberg" you go down.
Sinners can repent, but stupid is forever.
Dear World, I don't mean to sound slutty, but feel free to use me whenever
you want. Sincerely, Grammar.
Classic: A book which people praise, but do not read.
Nice fucking weather. Want to?
Smile... Tomorrow will be worse.
I've decided not to be pessimistic. It wouldn't work anyway.
Some people are like clouds, once they fuck off... it's a beautiful
day.
I hate saying, "I love you more," and knowing I'm right.
They say talk is cheap, I guess that's why I bought every word you
said.
Relationships end because once the person has you, they stop doing the
things it took to get you.
Falling in love is not always a happily ever after story. Most of the time,
it's just once upon a time.
The world's most beautiful sentence: "...but I love you." The world's most
hurtful sentence: "I love you but...."
He who laughs last, thinks slowest.
I went to the bookstore earlier to buy a "Where's Waldo" book. When I got
there, I couldn't find the book anywhere. Well played Waldo, well played.
Money can't buy me happiness, but I'd much rather cry in a mansion.
Women need a reason to have sex. Men just need a place.
Seeing a spider isn't a problem. It becomes a problem when it
disappears.
Someday my ship will come in, and with my luck I'll be at the airport.
Trust is like money; you spend it, you save it, you lend it, and sometimes
you get robbed.
Too often we underestimate the power of a touch, a smile, a kind word, a
listening ear, an honest compliment, or the smallest act of caring, all of which
have the potential to turn a life around.
Your ex asking to be friends after a break up is like kidnappers asking you
to "keep in touch" after letting you go.
I don't regret burning my bridges. I regret that some people weren't on
those bridges when I burnt them.
If I was a gun I'd bang the hell out of you right now.
Why do we spend so much time looking for intelligent life on other planets?
I'd be happy to find intelligent life here on earth first.
There are two types of people in this world, people who masturbate and
liars.
I would rather cuddle then have sex. If you're good with grammar, you'll
get it.
I don't want a fairytale I want a love that's unscripted.
A pessimist is a man who thinks all women are bad. An optimist is one who
hopes they are.
I thought I wanted a career, turns out I just wanted paychecks.
If robbers ever broke into my house and searched for money, I'd just laugh
and search with them.
I never make mistakes, I thought I did once, but I was mistaken.
Always wanted to be a procrastinator, but never got around to it.
Men are like paving slabs, lay them right the first time and you get to
safely walk over them forever.
Is your name highway? Because I wanna ride you all night long.
Treat me like a game and I'll show you how it's played.
Love is like a rubber band. Two people keep pulling until someone gets
scared, lets go, and it hurts the one who holds on.
When a girl cancels a date, she has to. When a guy cancels a date, he has
two.
You never know what you've got until it's gone. For example, Internet
connection.
I'm like King Midas in reverse. Everything I touch turns to shit.
Alarm clocks, because every morning should begin with a heart attack.
The fastest way to a fisherman's heart is through his fly.
If at first you do succeed, try not to look astonished.
There are only two four letter words that are offensive to men - don't, and
stop.
It's funny how the colors red, white, and blue represent freedom, until
they are flashing behind you.
When a man goes on a date he wonders if he is going to get lucky. A woman
already knows.
Spell check... it's impotent.
Sometimes the best way to get someone's attention is to stop giving them
yours.
The best way to avoid parking tickets is to remove your windshield
wipers.
ETC: End of Thinking Capacity.
Don't do it in the garden. Love is blind but the neighbors aren't.
Honesty is the key to a relationship. If you can fake that, you're
in.
Men are like buses. One comes every 15 minutes.
Error, no keyboard - press F1 to continue.
Every tear falls for something, and all mine have fallen for you.
I don't go crazy. I am crazy. I just go normal from time to time....
If I die today, for the love of God, someone please clear my browser
history.
I intend to live forever, or die trying.
There comes a point in every relationship when romance gives way to
reality.
I'll do a lot of things for money, but I draw the line at working.
What is love? Alright, you know how when you're listening to music from
another room, and you're singing along, because it's a tune you really love,
when the door closes, or the train passes, and you can't hear the music anymore,
but you sing along anyway, then no matter how much time passes, when you hear
the music again, you're still in the exact same time. That's what it's
like.
Every woman needs a man that will ruin their lipstick and not their
mascara.
I am just one step away from being rich, all I need now is money.
If you can't amaze people with your intelligence, then confuse them with
your bullshit.
I used to be a people person...until people ruined it.
My mind is like a steel trap, rusty and illegal in 37 states.
I treat people exactly how I want to be treated... I leave them the hell
alone.
Sometimes I aim to please, but mostly I just shoot to kill.
I'm beginning to think the only real committed men are the ones who are
institutionalized.
I suffer from paranoia and procrastination. Everyone is out to get me, just
not right now.
A diplomat is someone who can tell you to go to Hell in such a way that you
will look forward to the trip.
Driving to work would be so much better if I didn't always end up at
work.
Setting an alarm is how we ruin days that haven't even started yet.
Life is like sex, you can either lie back and let it screw you or you can
get on top and ride the hell out of it.
I want a man who's kind and understanding. Is that too much to ask of a
millionaire?
There are two kinds of pedestrians -- the quick and the dead.
I've found that the best web designers in the world are spiders.
My mind works like lightning. One brilliant flash and it is gone.
Pirates that used X to mark the spot were stupid. If they had used a G,
nobody would ever have found their treasure.
I could have avoided you, but somehow I knew you were a collision worth
having.
Imagination is the only weapon in the war against reality.
The saddest thing about betrayal is that it never comes from your
enemies....
Pessimist: Dark tunnel. Optimist: Light at the end of the tunnel. Realist:
A train. Train operator: 3 idiots standing on the tracks.
If you spell "live" backwards it spells "evil" and people wonder why life's
a bitch.
Auto correct can go straight to he'll.
Talking dirty to someone is an art but to be able to back it up is a
gift.
Treat me like an angel, and I'll show you what Heaven's really like.
Someday someone will walk into your life and make you realize why it never
worked out with anyone else.
A penny for your thoughts. Five bucks if they're dirty.
Life insurance: a contract that keeps you poor so you can die rich.
How terrible is it to love something that death can touch.
Common sense is a crayon that's missing from most people's boxes.
There's a sucker born every minute, but swallowers are harder to
find.
Banks are places that lend you money, but only if you can prove that you
don't need it.
People will cheat on someone they never want to lose with someone they
never plan to keep.
Sex is like a gas station, sometimes you get full service, sometimes you
gotta ask for service and sometimes you have to be happy with self
service.
Better to be slapped with the truth than kissed with a lie.
Love doesn't break your heart, people do.
There comes a time when you have to stop crossing oceans for people who
wouldn't jump puddles for you.
It is hard to imagine how people showed their anger before doors were
invented.
You never know how much you love someone until you watch them love someone
else.
Character is how you treat those who can do nothing for you.
I am like fire; if you take care of me I'll brighten your life, but if you
play with me you'll burn.
Good girls go to Heaven, bad girls will bring heaven to you....
If someone is willing to cheat with you, they will cheat on you. As much as
you hate to believe it, you're not the exception to the rule.
Your soulmate is not someone that comes into your life peacefully. It is
who comes to make you question things, who changes your reality, somebody that
marks a before and after in your life. It is not the human being everyone has
idealized, but an ordinary person, who manages to revolutionize your world in a
second....
69% of people find something dirty in everything they read.
Unanswered questions are far less dangerous than unquestioned
answers.
I get in this weird mood where I don't want to talk to anybody and just
want to be left alone. I call this mood "awake."
I before E except after C. Weird.
Maybe money can't buy happiness, but I think it's only fair to give me some
and let me learn that lesson myself.
I have to stop saying, "how stupid can you be" I think people are starting
to take it as a challenge.
I'm 97% sure you don't like me but I'm 100% sure I don't care.
Never settle for being someone's other when you know you have the potential
to be someone's only.
The happiest sentence, ruined by one word: I'm getting laid. Off.
Never mistake my silence for weakness. No one plans a murder out
loud.
Dear life, when I asked of this day could get any worse, that was a
rhetorical question, not a challenge.
Of course life is a bitch. If it was a slut, it would be easy.
If you show me you don't give a fuck, I'll show you that I'm better at
it.
I'm paying my taxes with a smile, but they wrote me back saying they want
cash.
An eye for an eye makes the whole world blind.
If you have chemistry, you only need one other thing. Timing, but timing's
a bitch.
Never settle for being someone's other when you know you have the potential
to be someone's only.
I do not spew profanities. I enunciate them clearly... like a fucking
lady.
I will destroy you in the most beautiful way possible and when I leave, you
will finally understand why storms are named after people.
Missing you comes in waves. Tonight I'm drowning.
A villain is just a victim whose story hasn't been told.
For you, I was a chapter. For me, you were the book.
I believe in sharing the road with drivers. They can have the part behind me.
It's said that we're all strapped to Fortune's Wheel. Nowhere is this truer than the ever-changing landscape of love. As one couple enjoys an upswing, another is plunged downwards. But top or bottom, don't get too comfortable. Because the one thing you can rely on is that the wheel will keep on turning.
If we remembered everyday that we could lose someone at any moment, we would love them more fiercely and freely, and without fear- not because there is nothing to lose, but because everything can be lost.
Sometimes I wonder why I'm not in a mental asylum. but then I look around and think, maybe I already am.
Be careful when you blindly follow the masses. Sometimes the M is silent.
I give just a little bit of a fuck. Just enough to keep me out of jail.
If I cut you off, chances are, you handed me the scissors.
Sometimes giving someone a second chance is like giving them an extra bullet for their gun because they missed you the first time.
Yes or no. Up or down. Live or die. Hero or coward. Give or give in. I'll say it again to make sure you hear me. The human life is made up of choices. Live or die. That's the important choice. And it's not always in our hands.
You know what the issue is with this world? Everyone wants a magical solution to their problem, and everyone refuses to believe in magic.
I've robbed banks before...and they're never getting their pens back.
When you start to wonder whether you can trust someone or not, that is when you already know you don't.
I miss you, but I won't chase what doesn't want to be caught.
Trusting you is my decision. Proving me right is your choice.
I changed my car horn to gun shots. People move out of the way much faster now.
And in the end, letting go was a lot like finding love. I had to learn to say goodbye to the one who gave me the courage to say hello.
The only lie I ever told is that I liked you when I already knew I loved you.
Together, we could burn the ocean if we try.
I'm tired of getting fucked in ways that don't end in an orgasm.
What good are wings without the courage to fly?
The difference between ignorance and apathy? I don't know, and I couldn't care less.
Yes, I know there's a special place in Hell for me. It's called a throne.
I'm not an open book. I'm a book without a title.
We worry about tomorrow like it's promised.
Time is all we have and don't.
Everybody is a book of blood; wherever we're opened, we're red.
Maybe it's true, maybe we don't know what we have until we've lost it. But maybe it's also true that we don't know what we're missing until we find it.
I know right from wrong. Wrong is the fun one.
I stared at him, wishing more than anything that the future would never happen. That this moment would last forever, or if it couldn't, that I would stop existing when it did.
If it is the thought that counts, I should probably be in jail.
I try to tell you in words how I love you but the truth is you are all the spaces between them.
I am too insane to explain and you are too normal to understand.
Yes, love can bring out the best in us... the confidence to move on, the courage to tell the truth, the strength to keep hoping, but sometimes what surprises us the most isn't what love brings out but who it brings back.
Loving me will not be easy. It will be war. You will hold the gun and I will hand you the bullets. So breathe, and embrace the beauty of the massacre that lies ahead.
We were so much more than you let us be.
If you find me offensive then I suggest you quit fucking finding me....
I don't know the key to success, but the key to failure is trying to please everybody.
In a society where you are taught to love everything, what value does that place on love?
I hate when I go out in public and the public is there.
Don't tell me we're the same. I live in love. You just visit when you're lonely.
Coffee... the original black magic....
Some day my darkness wraps me in cloaks and reminds me who I'm dealing with. Other days, it gets on its knees and calls me Queen.
Your final soulmate will never tiptoe around your demons, they will ask them to come and play.
You have to be saved to get into Heaven...you only have to be you to get into Hell.
Many have drowned in the depths of my soul for I have no shallow ends.
I don't always tolerate stupid people. But when I do, I'm probably at work.
Maybe we feel empty because we leave pieces of us in everything we used to love.
Sadly, the days of people using proper English are went.
There's something wrong with your character if opportunity controls your loyalty.
It's amazing how many pedestrians confuse right-of-way with immortality.
Some say loyalty inspires boundless hope. And while that may be, there is a catch. True loyalty takes years to build... and only seconds to destroy.
I'm not just the dark poem darling. I'm the whole haunted bookshop.
Remember, ladies, it's not men's minds they want blown.
Teamwork is essential; it allows you to blame someone else.
You'll always be my favorite "what if."
Holiday Quotes
Dear Santa, define good.
Be naughty, save Santa the trip.
I like birthdays, but I think too many can kill you.
What happens under the mistletoe stays under the mistletoe.
All I want for Christmas is Santa's list of naughty boys.